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HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL IT TAKE TO CARRY YOU TO YOUR GRAVE? Well, you don’t care; you're dead. Possibly too young. If you weigh more than 300 pounds, it will take EIGHT pallbearers because you are also in an oversized casket. THAT is heavy in itself. Even if you are cremated, some people are going to have to pick up your body, put on a cart then load it into a van, then when it arrives at the mortuary, the mortician team, as it will require a team because you are so large, will have to take your clothes off and wash your oversize body. What a chore that will be. They will then embalm it, apply makeup to make you look natural, and select clothes from your family's collection to find something that suits you for your viewing. They will then have to stuff you into your viewing casket, so all your family and friends can take a last look at your body.  On a brigher side…... WOULD you like to look this good at age 82??? This lady is 82 yet she looks like she is only in her late 50s or e...